For the last time....NO!

Hey bloggers!

One of the things i easily get annoyed by are customers...not just any customers, specifically grocery store customers. I work as a cashier and I've practically seen and served everykind of "it" out there. They range from nice, super nice, assholes, bitches, hookers, drunks, hobos who pay with pennies, mothers with millions of coupons, old people who want everything "double-bagged", hustlers who hustle for SUPER CHEAP things.....the list goes on. Coming home recently from work, my mind is fresh with alot of things that pisses me off, so here's some of the MOST annoying things I've heard, witnessed, or done to customers:

1. What pisses me off alot is when customers approach me in the lineup talking on their cell-phones. Yes, I know that I really shouldn't care, but bitch talk silently! I don't want to know who you're doing, what you're doing and what you plan on doing. Especially when I heard a girl say this over her phone
eg. "OMG, he's so hooot!....and have I seen it? Damn yeah, it's BIIGGG!"

Really, really, really, do i really have to hear that? Next time, wait after you paid, it's rude!

2. Another pet peeve of mine is when people don't take out their shit of the basket. I would understand if you were above the age of 80, and you can't lift things. But if you're clearly young, fresh, and definitely ABLE...then I hope you don't mind when I simply take your basket and hold it upside down until all of your groceries are out. Don't even bother asking me why I did that...because I'll just "I'm lazy too."

3. If you have 1 or 3 coupons, I get it. But if you have a gazillion of cheap coupons. Go somewhere else!

4. I can't handle assholes who hate my bagging skills. If you don't like it...then you bag it! Seriously, no one's stopping you, I mean it's actually more beneficial if you bagged it yourself, 'cause you won't be blaming me for something I didn't do. Seriously, who are you?!?!?!?!?!

I think that's enough for my ranting....wa-eva :D

New edits and what not.

Hey Bloggers!

So i'm at home(skipped school) because I didn't feel like going to class and learn about stuff. So I took out the small "red" music player on the right bar and replaced it with a much-sleeker-hotter-itouch. Allan do you have nothing better to do, but post a fake itouch on your blog? No, not really. But whatever I don't care, it's for entertainment use. Well, so I filled it up with the things that I'm most interested in currently...things such as TimTams, natalie, fanny pak, and Non-stop!

Non-Stop is basiclaly this young fresh hip-hop dance crew from L.A. and they're auditioning for ABDC season 4. Hopefully they make it because some of the crews right now on ABDC suck..."fly khicks"...EPIC FAIL!

Btw, Tim Tams are these AMAZING godly chocolate biscuits imported from the kickass country of Australia.

Knockin, Knockin...ftw

Hey bloggers!
Holy crap I just saw the most fiercest girl who's ever walked the runway...and she's only 9 yrs. old, Don't be fooled by her age, she's probably even fiercer than you now. Imagine when she becomes 15, she's going to be doing way better than she is now. In fact, she's going to be featured in Amerca's Next Top Model. So watch out for Diva Davanna.

You can talk all you want...

Hey bloggers...Have you ever:

1.Ever felt really weird and dodgy and maybe even pissed when you get caught in an awkward situation that you can't freaking get any control over....because god is purposely punishing your every move.

2.Said something you didn't mean, but you did it anyways to piss the other person off. eg Damn, your pimples are definitely disappearing.

3.Told yourself, you'll do something different this new year that will somehow make you a better person, but end up just being a bitchier version of yourself last year....I have MANY times :D

Anyway, I wanted to start off this blog with those three SUPER RANDOM awkward questions because that's my purpose in life. I can't wait for school to end, so I can finally relax for four loooooooong months. Oh summer you seem so far away...How am I? The answer to this question can be answered by the remarkable sexy picture of me located to the right. I'm basically taken aback by alot of things right now because school just got harder than ever, and I'm left to blog about it because I can't record myself to complain and post it up on a sexy XXX website :D But, I can definitely endure the hard-ass-mother-shit-load of assignments to get to the end....which is inevitably soemthing i like to call, "dolla dolla bills."

Some songs I suggest need some checking out:

Kat Deluna ft. Lil Wayne-Unstoppable

Pussycat Dolls-Top of the World

Alex James-Masquerade
Sam Sparro-Black and Gold

AJ Rafael-I Just Want You

Come and Watch my "Channels"

Hey Bloggers!
This is my second attempt to catch your attention, and I thought to myself..."Allan this is YOUR blog, therefore you can say anything you want." So I decided to blog about one of my favourite sites in the world(other than facebook), and it goes by the awesome name of YOUTUBE! If I'm not on the phone or bothering the crap out of people on MSN, then I'm usually found watching videos on Youtube. So today I wanna share with you guys the TOP FIVE great "vloggers" that I have come across on Youtube in the last 1.5 years.


5. charlieissocoollike


He's funny and a youtube celebrity. He talks about pretty much anything in general with his added "English" twist.


4. michaeltalks



Michael is a recent and upcomer new vlogger, pretty funny. He vlogs about random stuff and University. It's interesting to view someone else's life from Youtube's POV. So that's why I love watching vloggers.


3. stotan88


When you're feeling uninspired...watch this guy. He's "deep" and talks about alot of things that normal vloggers don't talk about which makes him amazing. Basically, he's real. There's not alot of real vloggers out there, most of them are just out to get random attention who are willing to do anything for subscribers.


2. ImaginaryBitches


Yes, I know...Eden's not really a vlogger, because she's an actress of a Web Series called Imaginary Bitches. Basically the show is about the "life of Eden and her Imaginary Friends." It's amazingly FUNNY, and that's an understatement, if you want to laugh... watch this :D


1. communitychannel


Last, but NOT LEAST....natalie of Australia is my number ONE vlogger. She's an awesome girl with the sickest accent (Sydney here i come!). Everyone knows that Australian accents are the best...But her accent isn't the only thing that makes her irresistible to watch. Her sarcastic wit captivates the audience's attention purely on the fact that she's "naturally funny." Being naturally funny without trying to be funny is beyond FUNNY! It's the best trait anyone could ask for. She's my idol....literally.

I could've blogged about anything in the world...fanny pak, harry potter, facebook, msn, movies, people, books, school, or about other random shiznits....But i wanted to share something that is ME and something that I spend 8 hours of my day on. After all, this is "the great life of kirby(me)" and NOT "the great life of ........" So that was my second blog of my debut Hopefully you enjoyed it, and don't forget to follow me :D

My first blog...not vlog :D

So today marks the official day of my Blogging days, assuming that I'll be on here every week. Why did I start blogging? Well some of the people I know have told me before that I should start to make a blog, because they'd be interested in what I gotta say, "'cause im funnay"...And it's true, I really do have ALOT of things to say, that's why I usually talk on the phone, because I believe voice-to-voice is one of the best ways of communicating to people. Anyway, that's not the real reason of why I wanted to blog now is it...I always thought blogging was cool, and if I can't have a youtube channel, I might as well have this as way of voicing out my stuff. So I've never really done this before and really don't know WHAT exactly to talk about. I know, let's talk about the sky...it's blue and cloudy....NOT! If you live in Toronto,it looks like God has decided to spread his dandruff on us puny people, the joy of living in Toronto. Oh my...this is really going nowhere. Lol, whatever, it's my "first time" so don't judge this by my first vlog. Advice of the day: Don't freaking eat too much! I'm just kidding, eat all you want....I sure did as a kid :D. If you're a music kinda person who enjoys having music eargasms then we need to meet because it's the best. I'm currently listening to Halo. What should I rant about? i can totally rant about the useless two long horus I stayed after school today thinking that a ceremony was going to ensue. Apparently, it's tradition for a nurse to receive their "nursing pin" before they start clinical. It symbolize the start of their career. But you see....it was suppsoe to happen, but due to God's dandruff(called snow) it got cancelled. Anyway, that was my first blog....love it, hate it, whatever, just enjoy it.